i don’t want people to think i’ve turned into one of those girls who is all, “oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd my boyfriend is totally the BeSt EvEr!!!!!11!11one!” but like yeah erm mine is because i never ever thought i’d meet anyone ever who’d come for long walks in the forest, play pokemon for hours on end with me, take me to moomins exhibitions (and sneak us in for free), buy me posters of nick cave, let me drag him to faraway cities, stick big bang theory on occasionally to please me even though it’s basically against his religion, make me birthday cards featuring josef fritzl and puns involving hitler, and put up with my pathetic high-pitched girly screams at every animal in the zoo for an entire day - oh and did i mention, find and assist in stealing a pile of animal bones from a forest? basically erm yeah my partner in crime and all in all basically the best person ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever. i am lucky :)

right okay i’ve been really gay in this post so just remember kids, i probably fucking hate you!